What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples...

Maybe leave out

What did one boob say to the other boob

Deuteronomy 17

Bible.. Hm.?

I like God is love and lives within you.

So I suppose the bible sayth alot of things.

But this is not

Why do girls put on perfume and wear makeup.

You shall not bear false witness.

Lose lips shimk ships.

If your wife asks does my butt look big in these pants.

Yes, dear I'm wrong.. Again

If anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

I see God waving away at me from a silhouette of flowing light when I close my eyes.

We, better get some support before someone thinks we are nuts.

Why do women wear makeup and put on perfume..

Innocent before proven guilty

But sometimes it is a, life saver to lie

Your going to be alright just relax

I don't like

This isn't going to, hurt.

Your Lord your God sayth if anyone comes teaching of another God or another way you shall take them out of the gates and stone them to Death.

Well I like God is love and lives within you.

Because they are ugly and they smell bad.

Sneaking out a, Jewish child..

I don't like religions.

What is the moral stance on lying? Can you provide examples of when it is appropriate or inappropriate to lie? Does the Bible address this issue?